Archie Goodwin in 2004

12:03 am: Vote Goodwin in the Fandom Escapist Election!! A vote for Goodwin is a vote for fatty foods, hot gay sex, orchids and a president who cares!

11:59 pm: If I win, I will obviously be offers messrs. Potter and Riddle positions in my cabinet. And of course, jobs too.

What?

What're you looking at?

01:27 pm: A vote for Goodwin is a vote for integrity. I can dodge folly without backing into fear, and I am not about to back down in the face of lies and deceit on the part of my former compatriot. His behavior has reaffirmed my belief that most forms of law enforcement can be pests, and often are so. It is the behavior of children, yes CHILDREN, such as he that force people like the genius, or like Mr. Riddle and Mr. Potter to take the law into their own hands.

11:06 am: Dave Creegan, you /bastard/.

Beware of ticket spies, boys and girls. Beware!

06:10 pm: Archie, I think that in order to win this election...

We may have to fuck. That's all I'm sayin'.

---- Dave

04:12 pm: Eh...Archie's a little on the miffed side, so I'll be doing this update.

So, Jay. So. You want to stoop to mudslinging. I'll overlook the drugs, and the big mouth because...well, what's the harm in a little drugs and oral dyarhea now and then? But calling your own vice presidential candidate "Tubby"? Honestly. He's very svelte, you know? I've seen Tubby, and I am looking at you Mr. Wolfe, and Mr. Bob...is not it. Disparaging your own running mate...oh, Jay. Oh, Jay.

Heh. Oh Jay. *snicker*

Anyway. Leave Archie's whininess out of this. Boy gets more dick and chick than anyone I know, and I've never known you to take home three ladies at once, not to mention a guy who weighs more than my wife's house.

--- David Creegan

03:20 pm:

You can rest assured, my dear satyrs, that as your candidate I will not suddenly become obssessed with Kansas Farm Boys.

Unless of course their initials are NW or SP. But the likelihood of that is intolerable.

02:17 pm:

02:13 am:

Some of our candidates would have you believe that they are all for equality. That they're all for uniting "communities" and "driving away the darkness". Pfui! Oh, you heard me. Pfui, hogwash and pfui again. He no more wants equality than Alexander Luthor doesn't want to know the truth about Clark Kent. And believe you-me, that is some truth.

But, who am I to judge? I spent countless years cowing to a man who called me deranged.

Well. At least I'm loyal, eh boys and girls? At least I'm loyal.

---- Archie Goodwin

01:54 am: We are now a journal instead of a community, so if you were subbed, you'll have to friend. We apologise for the inconvene.

-- Archie Goodwin.

karra @ 09:56 pm: Vote, elect, THEN he's the president. That's how it works, people. And you know my man Archie's the right guy for the job. Come on, if the guy can take care of that fat bastar...er..."Big Genius" Wolfe for who knows how long, taking care of this place isn't gonna be THAT big a job.

Right? Right.

--- David Creegan


So, what do I need to do to get your vote? What will it take? Just because my name's not Luthor doesn't mean that I can't get the job done.

--- Archie Goodwin

karra @ 12:11 pm:

karra @ 11:38 am:

In a stunning, and I do mean stunning, turn of events: David Creegan, Agent of the OSC has thrown in his presidential towel and decided to run as my Vice Presidential candidate. I do have to say, this was quite an astonishing turn of events, but one I welcome with open arms.

So, vote Goodwin/Creegan. A vote for Goodwin/Creegan is a vote for genius. And a vote for genius is a vote for Mental Rights.

--- Archie Goodwin

karra @ 05:40 pm: Support Vote Goodwin!

karra @ 04:12 pm:

You want to vote for me. You know why? Because while behind ever good man is a good woman, behind every Large Genius is me. And being as there is only one large genius in this crazy world of ours, there must be only one me. And you want me, don't ya? Not only that, but you need me. You need me like Wolfe needs me, and if you think that Wolfe doesn't need me than that's poppycock and you're an idiot. But I digress, as I often do, and say only this. A vote for Archie Goodwin is a vote for the good old days. The days when crimes were solved in just two days, and the police barely had to lift a finger.

Vote Goodwin in 2004. You won't be sorry.



----- Archie Goodwin